And now that bacon is off the naughty list you could use one of these. It's a grease keeper. The strainer keeps the crumbs and chunks out of your bacon drippings so you can use them to make... cookies! Yum.
We also have loads of retro aluminum trays, platters, ashtrays, candy dishes, and tiered serving dishes - all polished up and ready to carry whatever you need carried. Carry on.